" I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls.And then: "You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!" Cue Bach popping up again to tell us that it's this small."Ask Bach, I've got more cock than Smith & Wesson!" Cue Johann Sebastian Bach popping up for telling us that, yes, it's THAT big."I'm committing verbal murder in the major third degree! My name is Beethoven, motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me? Not the St." I've crafted masterpieces that will last through the ages/ your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages!."I got a concert in five, so there's not much time left! What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf!".When Justin Bieber mentions that he has Kim Kardashian in his bed backstage, Beethoven looks suddenly interested."And now that you're here next to me, I can see why they used a dog to play you in the movies!".Despite being outclassed, Bieber does manage to get a few good shots in:.Ludwig von BeethovenJust how thoroughly outmatched Bieber is as soon as Beethoven starts rapping, you already know how this is going to turn out. "So spend less time rapping, and start feedin' your people!"."I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses/But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses!"." Watch me snap into a Slim Jim Kim-Jong Il!.Almost all of the Macho Man's verse counts:."All the little Hulksters know/I'll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show!."I'm gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony!.
"You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother!"."Your whole fam's a bunch of Barbies, dude!" is probably one of the funniest lines in the show's history."Your body looks like a spray tan banana, with a walrus mustache and a wack bandana!"."I sound more intelligent than you when I FART!"."Four score, and sixty-five years in the past, I won the Civil War with my beard! Now I'm here to whoop your ass!" Right after that is "I've read up on your facts you cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck, how come you never sat down and cried on your career?" Abraham Lincoln's abridged version of the Civil War.So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father? You can't rhyme against the Dark Side of the Force, why even bother?
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